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New Dad Survival Kit

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The yellow house kit for fathers-to-be.

A funny, useful kit for the dad who just joined the night shift. A baby-shower staple.

What is included

  • Daddy’s Charging sleep mask
  • “If you can read this…Bring me coffee” socks
  • Silicone ear plugs with carrying case
  • Diaper-duty decision coins (including a two-headed gag coin)
  • Anti-Poopie Smell-Inator (clothespin gag)
  • Full-color illustrated instruction manual

Why they’ll love it

  • Eight-piece baby-shower kit for dad-to-be
  • Daddy’s Charging sleep mask plus coffee socks
  • Ear plugs, decision coins, and the house gag extras
  • Packed in the yellow illustrated house box
  • Funny on the outside, useful pieces inside
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Materials, size & care

  • Materials: Cotton-blend crew socks, printed sleep mask, silicone ear plugs
  • Construction: Packed in the yellow illustrated house box
  • Fit: Socks: one size fits most (US adult); mask: one size fits all
  • Care: Keep boxed items dry; follow care on individual pieces

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What people said

Nice crazy gift for an expecting father. Will get plenty of laughs at the baby shower.
Etsy buyer · 2026
Awesome products for new Dad to be!! Cute items!! Fast shipping!!
Etsy buyer · 2026
This will be perfect for a gift basket I'm giving to a couple who are soon to become parents.
Etsy buyer · 2025

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