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New Mom Survival Kit
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Matching house humor for new mothers.
A funny survival kit for new moms — useful, giftable, and ready for the shower table.
What is included
- “If you can read this, rub my feet” socks
- Diaper-duty decision coins (including a two-headed gag coin)
- Silicone ear plugs
- Full-color illustrated instruction manual
- Anti-Poopy Smell Eliminator (clothespin gag)
Why they’ll love it
- Baby-shower kit with house humor for new moms
- Foot-rub socks, ear plugs, and decision coins
- Matching house set to the New Dad Survival Kit
- Packed ready to put on the shower table
- Funny on the outside, useful pieces inside
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Materials, size & care
- Materials: Cotton-blend crew socks, silicone ear plugs
- Construction: Packed in the yellow illustrated house box
- Fit: Socks: one size fits most (US adult)
- Care: Keep boxed items dry; follow care on individual pieces
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